SIZE OF A COW
Song Information
Artist: THE WONDERSTUFF
Composition/Lyrics: Treece, Gilks, Hunt, Jones, Bell, Clifford
Vocals: Miles Hunt, Malcolm Treece
Producer/Mixing: Mick Glossop
Album: Never Loved Elvis (1991)
BPM: 148
Length: 1:52
First Music Game Appearance: Dancing Stage Unleashed
Other Music Game Appearances: None.
Lyrics
Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems
When you're not looking forward?
Me, I'd like to think that life is like a drink
And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon
You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
And these should be the best days of my life
Life, it's not what I thought it was
Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
Oh-oh-oh-oh, the size of a cow
You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
And these should be the best days of my life
Life, it's not what I thought it was
Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Song Connections / Remixes
None.
Trivia
- SIZE OF A COW is not a constant 148 BPM. The tempo fluctuates throughout the song, ranging from 146.34 to 151.26, as well as a slowdown to 135 BPM at the end.
- SIZE OF A COW's graphics feature JANET, with her outfit redesigned to feature a dairy cow motif instead of the original zebra print.
- SIZE OF A COW's graphics were made by Kengo Suzuki.
- Two unused sets of charts for SIZE OF A COW can be found within the Dancing Stage Unleashed data.
Song Production Information
None.
Difficulty & Notecounts
DanceDanceRevolution difficulty rated from 1 to 10 from DDRMAX2 to SuperNOVA2.
Original Charts
| Game
|
Single
|
Double
|
| Beginner
|
Basic
|
Difficult
|
Expert
|
Challenge
|
Basic
|
Difficult
|
Expert
|
Challenge
|
| Notecounts / Freeze Arrows / Shock Arrows |
- / - |
182 / 24 |
239 / 19 |
297 / 25 |
- / - / - |
182 / 24 |
239 / 19 |
297 / 25 |
- / - / -
|
| Dancing Stage Unleashed |
- |
4 |
5 |
6 |
- |
4 |
6 |
8 |
-
|
Unused Charts (acow_org_all)
| Game
|
Single
|
Double
|
| Beginner
|
Basic
|
Difficult
|
Expert
|
Challenge
|
Basic
|
Difficult
|
Expert
|
Challenge
|
| Notecounts / Freeze Arrows / Shock Arrows |
- / - |
182 / 24 |
239 / 35 |
297 / 48 |
- / - / - |
182 / 24 |
239 / 35 |
297 / 48 |
- / - / -
|
| Dancing Stage Unleashed (unused) |
- |
N/A |
N/A |
N/A |
- |
N/A |
N/A |
N/A |
-
|
Unused Charts (acow_all_kengo)
| Game
|
Single
|
Double
|
| Beginner
|
Basic
|
Difficult
|
Expert
|
Challenge
|
Basic
|
Difficult
|
Expert
|
Challenge
|
| Notecounts / Freeze Arrows / Shock Arrows |
- / - |
182 / 24 |
230 / 44 |
297 / 48 |
- / - / - |
182 / 24 |
230 / 44 |
297 / 48 |
- / - / -
|
| Dancing Stage Unleashed (unused) |
- |
N/A |
N/A |
N/A |
- |
N/A |
N/A |
N/A |
-
|
