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= SIZE OF A COW =

== Song Information ==
[[Image:SIZE OF A COW.png|thumb|256px|SIZE OF A COW's banner.]]
Artist: THE WONDERSTUFF<br>
Composition/Lyrics: Treece, Gilks, Hunt, Jones, Bell, Clifford<br>
Vocals: Miles Hunt, Malcolm Treece<br>
Production/Mixing: Mick Glossop<br>
Album: Never Loved Elvis (1991)<br>
BPM: 148<br>
Length: 1:52<br>
First Music Game Appearance: [[CS DS Unleashed|Dancing Stage Unleashed]]<br>
Other Music Game Appearances: None.

== Lyrics ==
<pre>Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems
When you're not looking forward?
Me, I'd like to think that life is like a drink
And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
And these should be the best days of my life
Life, it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
Oh-oh-oh-oh, the size of a cow

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
And these should be the best days of my life
Life, it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
Oh-oh-oh-oh</pre>

== Song Connections / Remixes ==
None.

== Trivia ==
* SIZE OF A COW is not a constant 148 BPM. The tempo fluctuates throughout the song, ranging from 146.34 to 151.26, as well as a slowdown to 135 BPM at the end.
* SIZE OF A COW's graphics feature [[JANET]], with her outfit redesigned to feature a dairy cow motif instead of the original zebra print.
** SIZE OF A COW's graphics were created by Kengo Suzuki.
* Two unused sets of charts for SIZE OF A COW can be found within the Dancing Stage Unleashed data.

== Song Production Information ==
None.

== Difficulty & Notecounts ==
DanceDanceRevolution difficulty rated from 1 to 10 from DDRMAX2 to SuperNOVA2.

==== Original Charts ====
{{DDR Chart Header|
{{DDR Chart Notecounts|- / -|182 / 24|239 / 19|297 / 25|- / - / -|182 / 24|239 / 19|297 / 25|- / - / -}}
{{DDR Chart|Dancing Stage Unleashed|-|4|5|6|-|4|6|8|-}}
}}

==== Unused Charts (acow_org_all) ====
{{DDR Chart Header|
{{DDR Chart Notecounts|- / -|182 / 24|239 / 35|297 / 48|- / - / -|182 / 24|239 / 35|297 / 48|- / - / -}}
{{DDR Chart|Dancing Stage Unleashed (unused)|-|N/A|N/A|N/A|-|N/A|N/A|N/A|-}}
}}

==== Unused Charts (acow_all_kengo) ====
{{DDR Chart Header|
{{DDR Chart Notecounts|- / -|182 / 24|230 / 44|297 / 48|- / - / -|182 / 24|230 / 44|297 / 48|- / - / -}}
{{DDR Chart|Dancing Stage Unleashed (unused)|-|N/A|N/A|N/A|-|N/A|N/A|N/A|-}}
}}

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