Lyrics
Did we really have to go here? The commonly-cited lyrics on the Internet seem to be from F-FLY's background pictures, which I just can't even resolve to the same number of syllables in the song, no matter how hard I try to drag in whatever Engrish rules of pronunciation. I'm pretty sure F-FLY didn't have a lyrics sheet in front of him when he did the art (I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be the first time). So, these are kind of close, but are pure conjecture and sound blatantly wrong in a few parts.
Personally, I wouldn't put lyrics on this page, 'coz unless someone goes to Japan and hunts down Asletics, we'll probably never really know what they are, but I'm a perfectionist that way. ._.