Cirno no perfect sansuu kyoushitsu
チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室
Song Information
Artist: ARM(IOSYS)
Composition: ZUN (Team Shanghai Alice)
Arrangement: ARM(IOSYS)
Lyrics: Yoshimi Youno
Vocals: miko (alternative ending), quim
Album: 東方氷雪歌集 (2008)
BPM: 175
Length: 2:04
First Music Game Appearance: SOUND VOLTEX BOOTH
Other Music Game Appearances:
- BeatStream
- REFLEC BEAT VOLZZA
Lyrics
Japanese
(みんなー！ チルノのさんすう教室はじまるよー！) (あたいみたいな天才目指して、がんばっていってね！) キラキラ ダイアモンド 輝く星のように 栄光 志望校 なんとかして入ろう 天才 秀才 トップ目指して GO GO!! (バーカバーカ バーカバーカ バーカバーカ) ちょ、ちが、バカじゃないもん！ (バーカバーカ バーカバーカ バーカバーカ) バカっていうほうがバカなのよ！ (バーカバーカ バーカバーカ バーカバーカ) なによ、うるさいわね！このバカ！ (バーカバーカ バーカバーカ) 紅魔館からバスが出て 始めに三人乗りました 白玉楼で一人降りて 半人だけ乗りました 八雲さんちで二人降りて 結局乗客合計何人だ？ 答えは答えはゼロ人ゼロ人 なぜならなぜならそれは 幻想郷にバス無い 山落ち意味など無いわ キャラクター立てばいいのよ 元気があればなんでも ①・②・⑨！ くるくる時計の針 ぐるぐる頭まわる だってつぶら目玉 二つしか無いのに 三本の針なんて ちんぷんかん 次々問題出る まだまだ授業続く 凍る部屋の中 ひんやりした温度も時間も気にせず ゆっくりしていってね！ (バーカバーカ バーカバーカ バーカバーカ) だから、バカじゃないって言ってるでしょ！ (バーカバーカ バーカバーカ バーカバーカ) いい加減にしないと冷凍するわよ！？ (バーカバーカ バーカバーカ バーカバーカ) そして、粉々になって散ればいいのよ！ (バーカバーカ バーカバーカ)
Romaji
(minna! CIRNO no sansuu kyoushitsu hajimaru yo!) (atai mitai na tensai mezashite, ganbatte itte ne!) kirakira DIAMOND kagayaku hoshi no you ni eikou shiboukou nantoka shite hairou tensai shuusai TOP mezashite GO GO!! (bakabaka bakabaka bakabaka) cho, chiga, baka ja nai mon! (bakabaka bakabaka bakabaka) bakatte iu hou ga baka na no yo! (bakabaka bakabaka bakabaka) nani yo, urusai wa ne! kono baka! (bakabaka bakabaka) koumakan kara BUS ga dete hajime ni sannin norimashita hakugyokurou de hitori orite hanjin dake norimashita Yakumo-san chi de futari orite kekkyoku joukyaku goukei nanninda? kotae wa kotae wa ZERO nin ZERO nin naze nara naze nara sore wa gensokyo ni BUS nai yama ochi imi nadonai wa CHARACTER tateba ii no yo genki ga areba nandemo ichi-ni-kyuu! kurukuru tokei no hari guruguru atama mawaru datte tsubura medama futatsu shika nai no ni sanbon no hari nante chinpunkan tsugi tsugi mondai deru mada mada jugyou tsuzuku kooru heya no naka hinyari shita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu yukkuri shiteitte ne! (bakabaka bakabaka bakabaka) dakara, baka ja naitte itteru desho! (bakabaka bakabaka bakabaka) ii kagen ni shinai to reitou suru wa yo?! (bakabaka bakabaka bakabaka) soshite, konagona ni natte chireba ii no yo! (bakabaka bakabaka)
English
(Everybody! Cirno's math class is about to begin!) (To become a genius like me, do your best!) A sparkling diamond, shining like a star Glory, my preferred school, I'll get in somehow Genius, prodigy, aim for the top, GO GO!! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) Wait, no, I'm not an idiot! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) The one saying idiot is the idiot! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) What, how annoying! You idiot! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; three people boarded at the start At Hakugyokurou, one left and half a person boarded At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total? The answer is, the answer is, zero people, zero people That's because, that's because, There are no buses in Gensokyo! There's not any climax, point, or meaning. Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good With energy, everything is 1, 2, ⑨! The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round Because there are only two round eyeballs, There are three needles, it's as clear as mud Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues In the frozen-aired room, without considering the temperature or time Take it easy! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) I told you I'm not an idiot, didn't I? (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) Give it a rest or I'll freeze you! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) Then you can shatter into little pieces! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT)
Song Connections / Remixes
- チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 is a remix of おてんば恋娘, stage 2 boss theme of the Touhou Project game 東方紅魔郷 ～ the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.
Trivia
- チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 was added to SOUND VOLTEX BOOTH on September 14th, 2012.
- チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室's lyrics reference an inside joke within the Touhou community where Cirno (in which the character's theme is in question) is labeled as a "baka" (バカ, Japanese for "idiot"). They also reference her labeling in the manual for another Touhou game, 東方花映塚 ～ Phantasmagoria of Flower View, where she is labeled number ⑨.
- チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 received an INFINITE chart in SOUND VOLTEX II -infinite infection- on July 18th, 2014. It can be unlocked via INFINITE BLASTER.
- In the REFLEC BEAT series, チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室's artist is shown as ARM+夕野ヨシミ feat.miko.
Difficulty & Notecounts
REFLEC BEAT to groovin'!! Upper difficulty rated from 1 to 10+, and from 1 to 12 from VOLZZA onwards.
SOUND VOLTEX difficulty rated from 1 to 16. (Ratings and notecounts obtained from SOUND VOLTEX @ wiki.)
REFLEC BEAT
| Game | Level | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Basic | Medium | Hard | Special | |
| Notecounts | ? | ? | ? | — |
| REFLEC BEAT VOLZZA→Present | 2 | 6 | 9 | — |
SOUND VOLTEX
| Game | Level | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Novice | Advanced | Exhaust | Infinite | Gravity | |
| Max Chain | 493 | 933 | 1197 | 1707 | — |
| Effected By | 月刊ミズタニ | ごましおくん | 月刊ミズタニ×ごましおくん | 1+1+1は3じゃないぞ。オレたちは1+1+1でメガ松茶だ。⑨倍だぞ⑨倍 | — |
| Jacket Artists | 樹人 | 樹人 | 樹人 | 樹人 | — |
| SOUND VOLTEX BOOTH | 5 | 10 | 13 | — | — |
| SOUND VOLTEX II | 5 | 10 | 13 | 15 | — |
| SOUND VOLTEX III→Present | 5 | 10 | 13 | ↓14 | — |
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