SIZE OF A COW
SIZE OF A COW
Song Information
Artist: THE WONDERSTUFF
Composition/Lyrics: Treece, Gilks, Hunt, Jones, Bell, Clifford
Vocals: Miles Hunt, Malcolm Treece
Production/Mixing: Mick Glossop
Album: Never Loved Elvis (1991)
BPM: 148
Length: 1:52
First Music Game Appearance: Dancing Stage Unleashed
Other Music Game Appearances: None.
Lyrics
Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems When you're not looking forward? Me, I'd like to think that life is like a drink And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon You know that I've been drunk a thousand times And these should be the best days of my life Life, it's not what I thought it was Damn blast, look at my past I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass I said, oh wow, look at me now I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow Oh-oh-oh-oh, the size of a cow You know that I've been drunk a thousand times And these should be the best days of my life Life, it's not what I thought it was Damn blast, look at my past I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass I said, oh wow, look at me now I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow Oh-oh-oh-oh
Song Connections / Remixes
None.
Trivia
- SIZE OF A COW is not a constant 148 BPM. The tempo fluctuates throughout the song, ranging from 146.34 to 151.26, as well as a slowdown to 135 BPM at the end.
- SIZE OF A COW's graphics feature JANET, with her outfit redesigned to feature a dairy cow motif instead of the original zebra print.
- SIZE OF A COW's graphics were created by Kengo Suzuki.
- Two unused sets of charts for SIZE OF A COW can be found within the Dancing Stage Unleashed data.
Song Production Information
None.
Difficulty & Notecounts
DanceDanceRevolution difficulty rated from 1 to 10 from DDRMAX2 to SuperNOVA2.
Original Charts
| Game | Single | Double | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beginner | Basic | Difficult | Expert | Challenge | Basic | Difficult | Expert | Challenge | |
| Notecounts / Freeze Arrows / Shock Arrows | - / - | 182 / 24 | 239 / 19 | 297 / 25 | - / - / - | 182 / 24 | 239 / 19 | 297 / 25 | - / - / - |
| Dancing Stage Unleashed | - | 4 | 5 | 6 | - | 4 | 6 | 8 | - |
Unused Charts (acow_org_all)
| Game | Single | Double | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beginner | Basic | Difficult | Expert | Challenge | Basic | Difficult | Expert | Challenge | |
| Notecounts / Freeze Arrows / Shock Arrows | - / - | 182 / 24 | 239 / 35 | 297 / 48 | - / - / - | 182 / 24 | 239 / 35 | 297 / 48 | - / - / - |
| Dancing Stage Unleashed (unused) | - | N/A | N/A | N/A | - | N/A | N/A | N/A | - |
Unused Charts (acow_all_kengo)
| Game | Single | Double | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beginner | Basic | Difficult | Expert | Challenge | Basic | Difficult | Expert | Challenge | |
| Notecounts / Freeze Arrows / Shock Arrows | - / - | 182 / 24 | 230 / 44 | 297 / 48 | - / - / - | 182 / 24 | 230 / 44 | 297 / 48 | - / - / - |
| Dancing Stage Unleashed (unused) | - | N/A | N/A | N/A | - | N/A | N/A | N/A | - |