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=DOES NOT COMPUTE= | = DOES NOT COMPUTE = | ||
==Song Information== | |||
Artist: [[Yoshinori Hatae| | == Song Information == | ||
[[Image:20 A.I.DARKNESS.png|thumb|246px|DOES NOT COMPUTE's pop'n music banner.]] | |||
Artist: フレディ波多江とエレハモニカ feat.ALT<br> | |||
Composition/Arrangement/Lyrics: [[Kiyoshi Murai|Seiya Murai]]<br> | |||
Vocals: [[Yoshinori Hatae|Freddie Hatae]], [[Alt|ALT]]<br> | |||
BPM: 60-190<br> | BPM: 60-190<br> | ||
Length: | Length: 1:54<br> | ||
pop'n music Genre: A.I.DARKNESS (A.I.ダークネス)<br> | pop'n music Genre: A.I.DARKNESS (A.I.ダークネス)<br> | ||
pop'n music Character: | pop'n music Character: [[Alt|Alt 2.0]] [20]<br> | ||
First Music Game Appearance: [[ | pop'n CG designer: [[Mamiko Maeda|mayo]]<br> | ||
Other Music Game | First Music Game Appearance: [[AC pnm 20|pop'n music 20 fantasia]]<br> | ||
Other Music Game Appearances: None. | |||
== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
=== Game Size === | |||
==== Japanese ==== | |||
<pre>耳障りな笑い声 | |||
見慣れない黒い服 | |||
怪訝そうな顔の私に | |||
近づく仮面の紳士 | |||
「さあどうぞひとつ召し上がれ」 | |||
甘そうに熟れた果実 | |||
「私と一緒に踊りましょう」 | |||
ダンスは苦手なの... | |||
仮面の奥のその瞳 | |||
思わず眼と眼が合う時 | |||
走る電流奪われる力 | |||
動かない! 動けない!! | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE 脆く (生まれた) | |||
砕けてく記憶 (姿で) | |||
錆びついた鋼のように | |||
体が縛られてゆく | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE 不意に (美しい) | |||
溢れてく涙 (輝き) | |||
閉ざされた箱の中で | |||
暗闇に堕ちてゆく | |||
「愛がゆえに貴女を | |||
その美しい歌声をわが手に!」 | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE やだよ (儚い) | |||
失いたくないよ (抵抗) | |||
歌えない声が出ない | |||
叫んでも届かない | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE 早く (私と) | |||
気付いてよすぐに (ひとつに) | |||
アナタしかできない事 | |||
そのトビラ開き今すぐ助けに来て!</pre> | |||
==== Romaji ==== | |||
<pre>mimizawarina warai koe | |||
minarenai kuroi fuku | |||
kegen souna kao no watashi ni | |||
chikazuku kamen no shinshi | |||
"saa douzo hitotsu meshiagare" | |||
ama sou ni uretakajitsu | |||
"watashi to issho ni odorimashou" | |||
DANCE wa nigate nano... | |||
kamen no oku no sono hitomi | |||
omowazu me to me ga au toki | |||
hashiru denryuu ubawareru chikara | |||
ugokanai! ugokenai!! | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE moroku (umareta) | |||
kudaketeku kioku (sugata de) | |||
sabitsuita hagane no you ni | |||
karada ga shibara rete yuku | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE fui ni (utsukushii) | |||
afureteku namida (kagayaki) | |||
tozasareta bako no naka de | |||
kurayami ni ochite yuku | |||
"ai ga yue ni anata wo | |||
sono utsukushii utagoe wo waga te ni!" | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE yada yo (hakanai) | |||
ushinaitakunai yo (teikou) | |||
utaenai koe ga denai | |||
saken demo todokanai | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE hayaku (watashi to) | |||
kizuite yosugu ni (hitotsu ni) | |||
anata shika dekinai koto | |||
sono tobira hiraki ima sugu tasuke ni kite!</pre> | |||
==== English ==== | |||
{{hide text|<pre>Jarring laughter | |||
And this unfamiliar black dress | |||
Cause me to have a suspicious look on my face | |||
A masked gentleman approaches me, | |||
"Now, come on! Eat one!" | |||
The ripe fruit is sweet, | |||
"Would you like to dance with me?" | |||
Your dancing is weak... | |||
When the eyes in the back of his mask, | |||
Involuntarily met me eye-to-eye | |||
His powers robbed me with running currents... | |||
I cannot move! I cannot move!! | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE! My brittle (born) | |||
Memories are cracked (in shape) | |||
Like rusty steel, | |||
My body is tied up | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE! By surprise, (beautiful) | |||
I'm suddenly filled with tears (shining) | |||
In this closed box, | |||
I'm falling into darkness! | |||
"Because of my love for you, | |||
Your beautiful singing voice is in my hand!" | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE, that's enough! (empty) | |||
I don't want to lose (resistance) | |||
My voice can't sing | |||
Even though it reaches when I'm yelling | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE! Hurry up, (with me) | |||
And notice me right away! (together) | |||
There's only one thing you can do. | |||
Come and help and open up that door right now!</pre>}} | |||
=== Long Version === | |||
==== Japanese ==== | |||
{{hide text|<pre>ずっとアナタに会えなくて | |||
私退屈だった | |||
なんとなく見知らぬ領域 | |||
探検をしてみたの | |||
するとそこには見たこと無い | |||
黒いトビラがあって | |||
私に手招きしている | |||
あの人は誰? | |||
妖しい誘惑に惹かれて | |||
操られている両足 | |||
ここはどこで貴方は誰なの? | |||
閉じ込められたわ!? | |||
耳障りな笑い声 | |||
見慣れない黒い服 | |||
怪訝そうな顔の私に | |||
近づく仮面の紳士 | |||
「さあどうぞひとつ召し上がれ」 | |||
甘そうに熟れた果実 | |||
「私と一緒に踊りましょう」 | |||
ダンスは苦手なの… | |||
仮面の奥のその瞳 | |||
思わず眼と眼が合う時 | |||
走る電流奪われる力 | |||
動かない!動けない!! | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE 脆く (生まれた) | |||
砕けてく記憶 (姿で) | |||
錆びついた鋼のように | |||
体が縛られてゆく | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE 不意に (美しい) | |||
溢れてく涙 (輝き) | |||
閉ざされた箱の中で | |||
暗闇に堕ちてゆく | |||
演算結果が乱れてる | |||
壊されたプログラム | |||
もがいてみても止まらない | |||
規則に反した思考 | |||
「ホンモノの命授けましょう」 | |||
禁じられた契約 | |||
「その歌声と引き換えに」 | |||
私の宝物 | |||
熱く火照っている心臓部 | |||
唸り始めてるドライブ | |||
鳴り止まない激しい警告 | |||
なぜなの?わからない!? | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE やだよ (儚い) | |||
失いたくないよ (抵抗) | |||
歌えない声が出ない | |||
叫んでも届かない | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE 早く (私と) | |||
気付いてよすぐに (ひとつに) | |||
アナタしかできない事 | |||
そのトビラ開くのは | |||
「愛がゆえに貴女を | |||
その美しい歌声をわが手に!」 | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE 脆く (生まれた) | |||
砕けてく記憶 (姿で) | |||
錆びついた鋼のように | |||
体が縛られてゆく | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE 不意に (美しい) | |||
溢れてく涙 (輝き) | |||
閉ざされた箱の中で | |||
暗闇に堕ちてゆく | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE やだよ (儚い) | |||
失いたくないよ (抵抗) | |||
歌えない声が出ない | |||
叫んでも届かない | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE 早く (私と) | |||
気付いてよすぐに (ひとつに) | |||
アナタしかできない事 | |||
そのトビラ開き今すぐ助けに来て!</pre>}} | |||
==== Romaji ==== | |||
{{hide text|<pre>zutto anata ni aenakute | |||
watashi taikutsudatta | |||
nan tonaku mishiranu ryouiki | |||
tanken wo shite mita no | |||
suru to soko ni wa mita koto nai | |||
kuroi tobira ga atte | |||
watashi ni temanekishiteiru | |||
ano hito wa dare? | |||
ayashii yuuwaku ni hikarete | |||
ayatsurareteiru ryouashi | |||
koko wa doko de anata wa dare na no? | |||
onaji komerareta wa!? | |||
mimizawarina warai koe | |||
minarenai kuroi fuku | |||
kegen souna kao no watashi ni | |||
chikazuku kamen no shinshi | |||
"saa douzo hitotsu meshiagare" | |||
ama sou ni uretakajitsu | |||
"watashi to issho ni odorimashou" | |||
DANCE wa nigate nano... | |||
kamen no oku no sono hitomi | |||
omowazu me to me ga au toki | |||
hashiru denryuu ubawareru chikara | |||
ugokanai! ugokenai!! | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE moroku (umareta) | |||
kudaketeku kioku (sugata de) | |||
sabitsuita hagane no you ni | |||
karada ga shibara rete yuku | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE fui ni (utsukushii) | |||
afureteku namida (kagayaki) | |||
tozasareta bako no naka de | |||
kurayami ni ochite yuku | |||
enzan keika ga midareteru | |||
kowasareta PROGRAM | |||
mogaite mite mo tomaranai | |||
kisoku ni hanshita shikou | |||
"honmono no inochi sazukemashou" | |||
kinjirareta keiyaku | |||
"sono utagoe to hikikae ni" | |||
watashi no takaramono | |||
atsuku hotetteiru shinzoubu | |||
unari hajimeteru DRIVE | |||
nari tomaranai hageshii keikoku | |||
naze na no? wakaranai!? | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE yada yo (hakanai) | |||
ushinaitakunai yo (teikou) | |||
utaenai koe ga denai | |||
saken demo todokanai | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE hayaku (watashi to) | |||
kizuite yosugu ni (hitotsu ni) | |||
anata shika dekinai koto | |||
sono tobira hiraku no wa! | |||
"ai ga yue ni anata wo | |||
sono utsukushii utagoe wo waga te ni!" | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE moroku (umareta) | |||
kudaketeku kioku (sugata de) | |||
sabitsuita hagane no you ni | |||
karada ga shibara rete yuku | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE fui ni (utsukushii) | |||
afureteku namida (kagayaki) | |||
tozasareta bako no naka de | |||
kurayami ni ochite yuku | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE yada yo (hakanai) | |||
ushinaitakunai yo (teikou) | |||
utaenai koe ga denai | |||
saken demo todokanai | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE hayaku (watashi to) | |||
kizuite yosugu ni (hitotsu ni) | |||
anata shika dekinai koto | |||
sono tobira hiraki ima sugu tasuke ni kite!</pre>}} | |||
==== English ==== | |||
{{hide text|<pre>Sorry I haven't seen you for a long time, | |||
I was just bored | |||
Somehow, I tried to explore | |||
This strange space | |||
Then, I began to see nothing | |||
Except for this black door | |||
It's been beckoning me | |||
Who is this man? | |||
Attracted by this mysterious seduction, | |||
Both my feet are getting manipulated | |||
Who are you and where am I? | |||
Am I trapped?! | |||
Jarring laughter | |||
And this unfamiliar black dress | |||
Cause me to have a suspicious look on my face | |||
A masked gentleman approaches me, | |||
"Now, come on! Eat one!" | |||
The ripe fruit is sweet, | |||
"Would you like to dance with me?" | |||
Your dancing is weak... | |||
When the eyes in the back of his mask, | |||
Involuntarily met me eye-to-eye | |||
His powers robbed me with running currents... | |||
I cannot move! I cannot move!! | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE! My brittle (born) | |||
Memories are cracked (in shape) | |||
Like rusty steel, | |||
My body is tied up | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE! By surprise, (beautiful) | |||
I'm suddenly filled with tears (shining) | |||
In this closed box, | |||
I'm falling into darkness! | |||
According to my calculations, I'm disturbed | |||
By this broken program | |||
Also, I can't stop slipping | |||
Thinking against the rules, | |||
"Let me bestow the real life." | |||
With a forbidden contract, | |||
"In exchange for your singing voice" | |||
It's my treasure! | |||
My heart is hot and baking | |||
And my drive is starting to groan | |||
The sounds of a severe warning don't stop. | |||
But why? I don't understand?! | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE, that's enough! (empty) | |||
I don't want to lose (resistance) | |||
My voice can't sing | |||
Even though it reaches when I'm yelling | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE! Hurry up, (with me) | |||
And notice me right away! (together) | |||
There's only one thing you can do. | |||
Open up that door right now! | |||
"Because of my love for you, | |||
Your beautiful singing voice is in my hand!" | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE! My brittle (born) | |||
Memories are cracked (in shape) | |||
Like rusty steel, | |||
My body is tied up | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE! By surprise, (beautiful) | |||
I'm suddenly filled with tears (shining) | |||
In this closed box, | |||
I'm falling into darkness! | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE, that's enough! (empty) | |||
I don't want to lose (resistance) | |||
My voice can't sing | |||
Even though it reaches when I'm yelling | |||
DOES NOT COMPUTE! Hurry up, (with me) | |||
And notice me right away! (together) | |||
There's only one thing you can do. | |||
Come and help and open up that door right now! </pre>}} | |||
== Song Connections / Remixes == | == Song Connections / Remixes == | ||
* The full version of DOES NOT COMPUTE appears on the [[0/1 ANGEL (album)|0/1 ANGEL]] album. | |||
* The first part of DOES NOT COMPUTE is taken from [[0/1 ANGEL]]. Later on the song, vocals by Freddie Hatae from the long version of [[Quiet]] are sampled. | |||
* DOES NOT COMPUTE contains a reference to [[Kinjirareta chigiri|禁じられた契約]] in its lyrics. | |||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
* DOES NOT COMPUTE is the first time when both Yoshinori Hatae ''and'' ALT are featured on a song. | * DOES NOT COMPUTE is the first time when both Yoshinori Hatae ''and'' ALT are featured on a song. | ||
** | ** It is also the first BEMANI song featuring Yoshinori Hatae as a vocalist since Quiet, back in [[AC pnm 15|pop'n music 15 ADVENTURE]]. | ||
* DOES NOT COMPUTE is one of the songs | * DOES NOT COMPUTE is one of the songs available as a pre-order Download Content for [[CS pnm portable 2|pop'n music portable 2]], and is the only song from pop'n music 20 fantasia playable in pop'n music portable 2. | ||
* pop'n music character [[Zizz]] appears in Alt 2.0's MISS and LOSE animations. | |||
* DOES NOT COMPUTE received an EASY chart on December 12th, 2012 in [[AC pnm Sunny Park|pop'n music Sunny Park]], replacing its old 5-Buttons chart. | |||
* DOES NOT COMPUTE can be unlocked in [[CS pnm Lively|pop'n music Lively]] from January 3rd to March 6th, 2024 as a ''Kikan gentei quest'' (期間限定クエスト). | |||
== | == Music Comment == | ||
"COMPUTER VIRUS 'ZIZZ' DETECTED. ALT'S SINGING VOICE, IS IT IN BIG TROUBLE!?" | |||
== Song Production Information == | == Song Production Information == | ||
Untranslated. | Untranslated. | ||
==Character Information== | == Character Information == | ||
''The computer virus "ZIZZ" has invaded the computer world!?''<br> | |||
''Someone help her! Will ALT disappear?'' | |||
== Difficulty & Notecounts == | |||
pop'n music difficulty rated from 1 to 43 through pop'n music 20 fantasia, and 1 to 50 from Sunny Park onwards. (Ratings obtained from [http://bemaniwiki.com BEMANIWiki 2nd].) | |||
{{pnm Chart Header|psp=a| | |||
{{pnm Chart Notecounts|204|513|975|1286|394|916|psp5b=398|psp7b=503|psp7bh=932}} | |||
{{pnm Chart|pop'n music 20 fantasia|※17|20|33|41|27|33|psp5b=-|psp7b=-|psp7bh=-}} | |||
{{pnm Chart|pop'n music Sunny Park→Present|'''13'''|26|39|47|27|33|psp5b=-|psp7b=-|psp7bh=-}} | |||
{{pnm Chart|pop'n music portable 2 DLC|※12|20|33|41|-|-|psp5b=17|psp7b=20|psp7bh=32}} | |||
{{pnm Chart|pop'n music Lively|13|26|39|47|-|-|psp5b=-|psp7b=-|psp7bh=-}} | |||
}} | |||
※ Denotes chart is different from the later EASY chart: | |||
pop'n music | * pop'n music 20 fantasia 5-Buttons chart: total notes: 398. | ||
* pop'n music portable 2 5-Buttons NORMAL chart: total notes: 260. | |||
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[[Category: | [[Category:pop'n music Songs]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:pop'n music 20 Songs]] |