Oh, hi. I've been expecting you.

In case you can't already tell, my name is christinaaguilerafan56. As you probably guessed, that is not my real name. My real name is Jared Ganbarg, which doesn't sound as good as christinaaguilerafan56. In case you can't tell by my screen name, I have a crush on Christina Aguilera.

When and if you've reached the bottom of this page, you will learn lots of useless shit about me that you'll probably forget once you click away. So, without further ado, let's pretend to be BeForU and DIVE right in.

Profile

  • Name: Jared Louis Ganbarg
  • Gender: Male
  • Birthday: January 5, 1998 A.D.
  • Age: 17
    • God, I feel old!
  • Nationality: Proud American
  • Height: 5'10" (177.8 cm, for all you non-Americans.)
  • Weight: 312 lbs. (141.521 kg, for all you non-Americans.)
    • Yes, I know that I weigh too much for a 17-year-old. But to me, a person's weight is just a number that no one gives a fuck about.
  • Favorite color: Rainbow
    • No, I'm not homosexual.
  • Place of residence: Arlington Heights, Illiois (a suburb of Chicago.)
  • Hair color: Brunette
  • Eye color: Brown
  • Shoe size: 12
    • For all you non-Americans, that would be...
      • Size 11 for British people.
      • Size 46 for people from the rest of Europe.
      • Size 29.5 for Japanese people.
  • Favorite Bemani game: DDR

My top 10 favorite DDR charts

Listed in order from 10 to 1.

Honorable Mentions

MORE TO COME LATER