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爆なな☆てすとロイヤー

Song Information

File:Baku Nana test royal.png
爆なな☆てすとロイヤー's HARD jacket.

Artist: ARM feat.ななひら
Composition/Arrangement: ARM(IOSYS)
Lyrics: Komusou
Vocals: Nanahira (Confetto)
BPM: 200
Length: 1:59
Movie: UNE(INVICTA)
First Music Game Appearance: BeatStream
Other Music Game Appearances:

Lyrics

Game Size

Japanese

(番組の途中ですが
期末試験の開始まで
12時間を切りました)

「うん、知ってた。
…って、認めたくない!!
認めたくないでござるよぉぉぉ!!」

\(^o^)/
   オワタ

1、2、3、テスト
4、5、6、テスト
7、7、ななひ

ホァー!まずは算数の勉強だァ! (押忍!)

問題:
あーむくんが一つ30円のりんごを
ななひらさんに一つ40円で売りました

ってこれ詐欺じゃねーかッッッ!!

はしたカネ
集めて逃げろ
最上川
     -ななひら

よし次は地理いくぞォ! (押忍!)

問題:富士山の高さ
   言えるかな?

ハイッ!
さんぜんななひゃくななじゅうななおく   (377,737,773,777)
さんぜんななひゃくななじゅうななまん
さんぜんななひゃくななじゅうななひらななh

ななひらは したをかんで しんでしまった!
(さよなら…)

神:神でーす
仏:仏でーす
神:女の子が死んでいるね
仏:いらないからあげる
神:俺もいらない
仏:元の場所にかえしとこう
神:そうしよう

あーもー
神も仏もあったもんじゃないわ!

残酷な夜明け 無慈悲な太陽
容赦のない 試験開始宣告 (ハイッ! ハイッ! ハイッ!ハイッ! ハイッ!)

解き放てさあ 人類の叡智
皇帝たち今こそ集え

皇帝アイスクリーム

オクタヴィアヌス
ユスティニアヌス
ハドリアヌス

あたまいたい おなかいたい
おうち帰りたい

よゆうがない お胸もない
余計なお世話よ このバカ!

せかいは今 ふかい闇に
おおわれた おーまいがー (泣)

明日から本気だそう
だけれど今日は

嗚呼 悲しくて (ハイッ!)
悲しくて (ハイッ!)
ななひらの (ハイッ!)
爆なな☆てすとロォォォォ

Romaji

(bangumi no tochuu desu ga
kimatsu shiken no kaishi made
12 jikan o kirimashita)

「un, shitteta.
...tte, mitometakunai!!
mitometakunai degozaru yooo!!」

\(^o^)/
  owata

1, 2, 3, TEST
4, 5, 6, TEST
7, 7, nanahi

HOOO! mazu wa sansuu no benkyou da! (osu!)

Q:
ARM-kun ga hitotsu 30 en no ringo o
nanahira-san ni hitotsu 40 en de urimashita

tte kore sagi janee ka!!

hashita KANE
atsumete nigero
mogami-gawa
     -Nanahira

yoshi tsugi wa chiri iku zo! (osu!)

Q: Fuji-san no takasa
   ieru kana?

hai!
sanzen nanahyaku nanajuu nanaoku   (377,737,773,777)
sanzen nanahyaku nanajuu nanaman
sanzen nanahyaku nanajuu nanahira nanah

nanahira wa shita o kande shinde shimatta!
(sayonara...)

Kami: kami desu
Hotoke: hotoke desu
Kami: onna no ko ga shindeiru ne
Hotoke: iranai kara ageru
Kami: ore mo iranai
Hotoke: moto no basho ni kaeshitokou
Kami: sou shiyou

aa mou
kami mo hotoke mo atta mon janai wa!

zankoku na yoake  mujihi na taiyou
yousha no nai shiken kaishi senkoku (hai! hai! hai!hai! hai!)

tokihanate saa  jinrui no eichi
koutei-tachi ima koso tsudoe

koutei ICE CREAM

OCTAVIANUS
JUSTIANUS
HADRIANUS

atama itai onaka itai
o-uchi kaeritai

yoyuu ga nai o-mune mo nai
yokei na o-sewa yo kono BAKA!

sekai wa ima fukai yami ni
oowareta oh my god (sob)

ashita kara honki dasou
dakeredo kyou wa

aa kanashikute (hai!)
kanashikute (hai!)
nanahira no (hai!)
bakunana☆tesutoroooo

English

(We interrupt this program
to remind you that your finals
begin in 12 hours)

"Yeah, I knew that.
...wait, don't remind me!
DON'T REMIND ME!!"

\(^o^)/
I'm done for...

1, 2, 3, TEST
4, 5, 6, TEST
7, 7, Nanahi

Hooo! Let's start off with some math problems! (Hey!)

Q:
ARM sells some 30 yen apples
to Nanahira for 40 yen.

Wait, he's ripping me off!

That wretched salesman
Ran off with all my spare change
Such is life for me
                      - Nanahira

Alright, let's do some geography next! (Hey!)

Q: Can you recall the height
   of Mt. Fuji?

Yeah!
Three hundred seventy seven billion   (377,737,773,777)
seven hundred thirty seven million
seven hundred seventy three thousand seven hundred and nanah--

Nanahira died from stuttering!
(Bye bye...)

God: God here.
Buddha: Buddha here.
God: Looks like this girl's a goner.
Buddha: I don't want her, you have her.
God: I don't want her, either!
Buddha: Let's just throw her back to Earth.
God: Yeah, let's.

Oh, fine!
I didn't ask for you guys anyway!

Such a merciless morning and a heartless sun
That test announcement knows no forgiveness! (Yeah! Yeah! Ye-yeah! Yeah!)

Set me free, human wisdom!
Oh, emperors, now's the time to gather 'round!

Emperor ice cream!

Octavianus
Justianus
Hadrianus!

My head hurts, my stomach hurts
and I just wanna go home!

I have no time, and I have no boobs
Okay, that was just uncalled for, you jerks!

The world is covered in
complete darkness, oh my god! (sob)

I'll give it my all tomorrow,
but today...

With great sadness (yeah!)
And more sadness (yeah!)
I, Nanahira (yeah!)
will destroy these tests with a bang!

Song Connections / Remixes

None.

Trivia

  • 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー marks ARM's first original composition in the BeatStream series.
    • It also marks Nanahira's first original song in the BeatStream series.
  • Not counting the alternate cut of 突撃!ガラスのニーソ姫!'s video, 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー is the first KONAMI original ARM song in BEMANI with its own unique video.
  • 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー was added to DanceDanceRevolution (2014) and REFLEC BEAT groovin'!! Upper on June 17th, 2015 as part of the 怪盗BisCoの予告状!! (Kaitou BisCo no yokoku-jou!!) event.
    • The crossover of 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー to DanceDanceRevolution marks Nanahira's first appearance in that series.
  • 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー's video is used in DanceDanceRevolution, which is full-screen and eliminates any on-screen dancers.
  • In REFLEC BEAT, 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー uses its BeatStream LIGHT, MEDIUM and BEAST jackets for its BASIC, MEDIUM and HARD jackets respectively.
    • 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー's BeatStream BEAST jacket is used as the DanceDanceRevolution series' jacket.

Song Production Information

None.

Video Production Information

None.

Difficulty & Notecounts

DanceDanceRevolution rated from 1 to 12 as of X.
REFLEC BEAT difficulty rated from 1 to 10+. (Ratings and notecounts obtained from the BEMANIWiki 2nd.)

DanceDanceRevolution

Game Single Double
Beginner Basic Difficult Expert Challenge Basic Difficult Expert Challenge
Notecounts / Freeze Arrows / Shock Arrows 151 / 2 276 / 12 391 / 11 520 / 11 - / - / - 248 / 10 360 / 10 450 / 10 - / - / -
DanceDanceRevolution (2014)→Present 4 7 11 13 7 10 12

REFLEC BEAT

Game Level
Basic Medium Hard Special
Notecounts 179 334 556
REFLEC BEAT groovin'!! Upper→Present 4 7 10


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