SIZE OF A COW

SIZE OF A COW

Song Information

SIZE OF A COW's banner.

Artist: THE WONDERSTUFF
Composition/Lyrics: Treece, Gilks, Hunt, Jones, Bell, Clifford
Vocals: Miles Hunt, Malcolm Treece
Producer/Mixing: Mick Glossop
Album: Never Loved Elvis (1991)
BPM: 148
Length: 1:52
First Music Game Appearance: Dancing Stage Unleashed
Other Music Game Appearances: None.

Lyrics

Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems
When you're not looking forward?
Me, I'd like to think that life is like a drink
And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
And these should be the best days of my life
Life, it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
Oh-oh-oh-oh, the size of a cow

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
And these should be the best days of my life
Life, it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Song Connections / Remixes

None.

Trivia

• SIZE OF A COW is not a constant 148 BPM. The tempo fluctuates throughout the song, ranging from 146.34 to 151.26, as well as a slowdown to 135 BPM at the end.
• SIZE OF A COW's graphics feature JANET, with her outfit redesigned to feature a dairy cow motif instead of the original zebra print.
  • SIZE OF A COW's graphics were made by Kengo Suzuki.
• Two unused sets of charts for SIZE OF A COW can be found within the Dancing Stage Unleashed data.

Song Production Information

None.

Difficulty & Notecounts

DanceDanceRevolution difficulty rated from 1 to 10 from DDRMAX2 to SuperNOVA2.

Original Charts

Game	Single					Double
	Beginner	Basic	Difficult	Expert	Challenge	Basic	Difficult	Expert	Challenge
Notecounts / Freeze Arrows / Shock Arrows	- / -	182 / 24	239 / 19	297 / 25	- / - / -	182 / 24	239 / 19	297 / 25	- / - / -
Dancing Stage Unleashed	-	4	5	6	-	4	6	8	-

Unused Charts (acow_org_all)

Game	Single					Double
	Beginner	Basic	Difficult	Expert	Challenge	Basic	Difficult	Expert	Challenge
Notecounts / Freeze Arrows / Shock Arrows	- / -	182 / 24	239 / 35	297 / 48	- / - / -	182 / 24	239 / 35	297 / 48	- / - / -
Dancing Stage Unleashed (unused)	-	N/A	N/A	N/A	-	N/A	N/A	N/A	-

Unused Charts (acow_all_kengo)

Game	Single					Double
	Beginner	Basic	Difficult	Expert	Challenge	Basic	Difficult	Expert	Challenge
Notecounts / Freeze Arrows / Shock Arrows	- / -	182 / 24	230 / 44	297 / 48	- / - / -	182 / 24	230 / 44	297 / 48	- / - / -
Dancing Stage Unleashed (unused)	-	N/A	N/A	N/A	-	N/A	N/A	N/A	-