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You can tell that I had WAAAAAAAAAAY too much fun with this.
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== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
=== Game Size === | |||
==== Japanese ==== | |||
<pre>(番組の途中ですが | |||
期末試験の開始まで | |||
１２時間を切りました) | |||
「うん、知ってた。 | |||
…って、認めたくない！！ | |||
認めたくないでござるよぉぉぉ！！」 | |||
＼(^o^)／ | |||
ｵﾜﾀ | |||
１、２、３、テスト | |||
４、５、６、テスト | |||
７、７、ななひ | |||
ホァー！まずは算数の勉強だァ！ (押忍！) | |||
問題： | |||
あーむくんが一つ３０円のりんごを | |||
ななひらさんに一つ４０円で売りました | |||
ってこれ詐欺じゃねーかッッッ！！ | |||
はしたカネ | |||
集めて逃げろ | |||
最上川 | |||
－ななひら | |||
よし次は地理いくぞォ！ (押忍！) | |||
問題：富士山の高さ | |||
言えるかな？ | |||
ハイッ！ | |||
さんぜんななひゃくななじゅうななおく (377,737,773,777) | |||
さんぜんななひゃくななじゅうななまん | |||
さんぜんななひゃくななじゅうななひらななｈ | |||
ななひらは したをかんで しんでしまった！ | |||
(さよなら…) | |||
神：神でーす | |||
仏：仏でーす | |||
神：女の子が死んでいるね | |||
仏：いらないからあげる | |||
神：俺もいらない | |||
仏：元の場所にかえしとこう | |||
神：そうしよう | |||
あーもー | |||
神も仏もあったもんじゃないわ！ | |||
残酷な夜明け 無慈悲な太陽 | |||
容赦のない 試験開始宣告 (ハイッ！ ハイッ！ ハイッ！ハイッ！ ハイッ！) | |||
解き放てさあ 人類の叡智 | |||
皇帝たち今こそ集え | |||
皇帝アイスクリーム | |||
オクタヴィアヌス | |||
ユスティニアヌス | |||
ハドリアヌス | |||
あたまいたい おなかいたい | |||
おうち帰りたい | |||
よゆうがない お胸もない | |||
余計なお世話よ このバカ！ | |||
せかいは今 ふかい闇に | |||
おおわれた おーまいがー (泣) | |||
明日から本気だそう | |||
だけれど今日は | |||
嗚呼 悲しくて (ハイッ！) | |||
悲しくて (ハイッ！) | |||
ななひらの (ハイッ！) | |||
爆なな☆てすとロォォォォ</pre> | |||
==== Romaji ==== | |||
<pre>(bangumi no tochuu desu ga | |||
kimatsu shiken no kaishi made | |||
12 jikan o kirimashita) | |||
「un, shitteta. | |||
...tte, mitometakunai!! | |||
mitometakunai degozaru yooo!!」 | |||
＼(^o^)／ | |||
owata | |||
1, 2, 3, TEST | |||
4, 5, 6, TEST | |||
7, 7, nanahi | |||
HOOO! mazu wa sansuu no benkyou da! (osu!) | |||
Q: | |||
ARM-kun ga hitotsu 30 en no ringo o | |||
nanahira-san ni hitotsu 40 en de urimashita | |||
tte kore sagi janee ka!! | |||
hashita KANE | |||
atsumete nigero | |||
mogami-gawa | |||
－Nanahira | |||
yoshi tsugi wa chiri iku zo! (osu!) | |||
Q: Fuji-san no takasa | |||
ieru kana? | |||
hai! | |||
sanzen nanahyaku nanajuu nanaoku (377,737,773,777) | |||
sanzen nanahyaku nanajuu nanaman | |||
sanzen nanahyaku nanajuu nanahira nanah | |||
nanahira wa shita o kande shinde shimatta! | |||
(sayonara...) | |||
Kami: kami desu | |||
Hotoke: hotoke desu | |||
Kami: onna no ko ga shindeiru ne | |||
Hotoke: iranai kara ageru | |||
Kami: ore mo iranai | |||
Hotoke: moto no basho ni kaeshitokou | |||
Kami: sou shiyou | |||
aa mou | |||
kami mo hotoke mo atta mon janai wa! | |||
zankoku na yoake mujihi na taiyou | |||
yousha no nai shiken kaishi senkoku (hai! hai! hai!hai! hai!) | |||
tokihanate saa jinrui no eichi | |||
koutei-tachi ima koso tsudoe | |||
koutei ICE CREAM | |||
OCTAVIANUS | |||
JUSTIANUS | |||
HADRIANUS | |||
atama itai onaka itai | |||
o-uchi kaeritai | |||
yoyuu ga nai o-mune mo nai | |||
yokei na o-sewa yo kono BAKA! | |||
sekai wa ima fukai yami ni | |||
oowareta oh my god (sob) | |||
ashita kara honki dasou | |||
dakeredo kyou wa | |||
aa kanashikute (hai!) | |||
kanashikute (hai!) | |||
nanahira no (hai!) | |||
bakunana☆tesutoroooo</pre> | |||
==== English ==== | |||
<pre>(We interrupt this program | |||
to remind you that your finals | |||
begin in 12 hours) | |||
"Yeah, I knew that. | |||
...wait, don't remind me! | |||
DON'T REMIND ME!!" | |||
＼(^o^)／ | |||
I'm done for... | |||
1, 2, 3, TEST | |||
4, 5, 6, TEST | |||
7, 7, Nanahi | |||
Hooo! Let's start off with some math problems! (Hey!) | |||
Q: | |||
ARM sells some 30 yen apples | |||
to Nanahira for 40 yen. | |||
Wait, he's ripping me off! | |||
That wretched salesman | |||
Ran off with all my spare change | |||
Such is life for me | |||
- Nanahira | |||
Alright, let's do some geography next! (Hey!) | |||
Q: Can you recall the height | |||
of Mt. Fuji? | |||
Yeah! | |||
Three hundred seventy seven billion (377,737,773,777) | |||
seven hundred thirty seven million | |||
seven hundred seventy three thousand seven hundred and nanah-- | |||
Nanahira died from stuttering! | |||
(Bye bye...) | |||
God: God here. | |||
Buddha: Buddha here. | |||
God: Looks like this girl's a goner. | |||
Buddha: I don't want her, you have her. | |||
God: I don't want her, either! | |||
Buddha: Let's just throw her back to Earth. | |||
God: Yeah, let's. | |||
Oh, fine! | |||
I didn't ask for you guys anyway! | |||
Such a merciless morning and a heartless sun | |||
That test announcement knows no forgiveness! (Yeah! Yeah! Ye-yeah! Yeah!) | |||
Set me free, human wisdom! | |||
Oh, emperors, now's the time to gather 'round! | |||
Emperor ice cream! | |||
Octavianus | |||
Justianus | |||
Hadrianus! | |||
My head hurts, my stomach hurts | |||
and I just wanna go home! | |||
I have no time, and I have no boobs | |||
Okay, that was just uncalled for, you jerks! | |||
The world is covered in | |||
complete darkness, oh my god! (sob) | |||
I'll give it my all tomorrow, | |||
but today... | |||
With great sadness (yeah!) | |||
And more sadness (yeah!) | |||
I, Nanahira (yeah!) | |||
will destroy these tests with a bang!</pre> | |||
== Song Connections / Remixes == | == Song Connections / Remixes == | ||