Cirno no perfect sansuu kyoushitsu

チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室

Song Information

チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室's jacket.

チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室's pop'n music banner.

Artist: ARM(IOSYS)
Composition: ZUN (Team Shanghai Alice)
Arrangement: ARM(IOSYS)
Lyrics: Yoshimi Youno
Vocals: miko (alternative ending), quim
Album: 東方氷雪歌集 (2008)
BPM: 175
Length: 2:04
pop'n music Character: 霧雨魔理沙 [LT]
Movie: 宇田てとら
First Music Game Appearance: SOUND VOLTEX BOOTH
Other Music Game Appearances:

• BeatStream
• DanceDanceRevolution A
• jubeat plus / jubeat plus (Android) IOSYS 東方アレンジ pack
• jubeat prop
• REFLEC BEAT plus IOSYS 東方アレンジ PACK
• pop'n music éclale
• REFLEC BEAT VOLZZA

Lyrics

The lines marked with an asterisk (*) are only present on the other BEMANI games cut of チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室, while the lines with ※ are only present on the DanceDanceRevolution cut of チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室.

Japanese

(みんなー！　チルノのさんすう教室はじまるよー！)
(あたいみたいな天才目指して、がんばっていってね！)

キラキラ　ダイアモンド　輝く星のように
栄光　志望校　なんとかして入ろう
天才　秀才　トップ目指して　GO GO!!

(バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ)
ちょ、ちが、バカじゃないもん！
(バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ)
バカっていうほうがバカなのよ！
(バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ)
なによ、うるさいわね！このバカ！
(バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ)

紅魔館からバスが出て　始めに三人乗りました
白玉楼で一人降りて　半人だけ乗りました
八雲さんちで二人降りて　結局乗客合計何人だ？

答えは答えはゼロ人ゼロ人
なぜならなぜならそれは
幻想郷にバス無い

山落ち意味など無いわ　キャラクター立てばいいのよ
元気があればなんでも　①・②・⑨！

くるくる時計の針　ぐるぐる頭まわる
だってつぶら目玉　二つしか無いのに
三本の針なんて　ちんぷんかん

次々問題出る　まだまだ授業続く
凍る部屋の中　ひんやりした温度も時間も気にせず
ゆっくりしていってね！

*　(バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ)
　　だから、バカじゃないって言ってるでしょ！
　　(バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ)
　　いい加減にしないと冷凍するわよ！？
　　(バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ)
　　そして、粉々になって散ればいいのよ！
　　(バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ)

※ (バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ)
　　バーカバーカ！
　　(バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ)
　　バーカバーカ！
　　(バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ)
　　もうバカでいいわよ！知らないっ！
　　(バーカバーカ！　バーカバーカ！)

Romaji

(minna! CIRNO no sansuu kyoushitsu hajimaru yo!)
(atai mitai na tensai mezashite, ganbatte itte ne!)

kirakira DIAMOND kagayaku hoshi no you ni
eikou shiboukou nantoka shite hairou
tensai shuusai TOP mezashite GO GO!!

(bakabaka　bakabaka　bakabaka)
cho, chiga, baka ja nai mon!
(bakabaka　bakabaka　bakabaka)
bakatte iu hou ga baka na no yo!
(bakabaka　bakabaka　bakabaka)
nani yo, urusai wa ne! kono baka!
(bakabaka　bakabaka)

koumakan kara BUS ga dete hajime ni sannin norimashita
hakugyokurou de hitori orite hanjin dake norimashita
Yakumo-san chi de futari orite kekkyoku joukyaku goukei nanninda?

kotae wa kotae wa ZERO nin ZERO nin
naze nara naze nara sore wa
gensokyo ni BUS nai

yama ochi imi nadonai wa
CHARACTER tateba ii no yo
genki ga areba nandemo ichi-ni-kyuu!

kurukuru tokei no hari guruguru atama mawaru
datte tsubura medama futatsu shika nai no ni
sanbon no hari nante chinpunkan

tsugi tsugi mondai deru mada mada jugyou tsuzuku
kooru heya no naka hinyari shita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu
yukkuri shiteitte ne!

*　(bakabaka　bakabaka　bakabaka)
　　dakara, baka ja naitte itteru desho!
　　(bakabaka　bakabaka　bakabaka)
　　ii kagen ni shinai to reitou suru wa yo?!
　　(bakabaka　bakabaka　bakabaka)
　　soshite, konagona ni natte chireba ii no yo!
　　(bakabaka　bakabaka)

※ (bakabaka　bakabaka　bakabaka)
　　bakabaka!
　　(bakabaka　bakabaka　bakabaka)
　　bakabaka!
　　(bakabaka　bakabaka　bakabaka)
　　mou baka de ii wa yo! shiranai!
　　(bakabaka!　bakabaka!)

English

(Everybody! Cirno's math class is about to begin!) (To become a genius like me, do your best!) A sparkling diamond, shining like a star Glory, my preferred school, I'll get in somehow Genius, prodigy, aim for the top, GO GO!! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) Wait, no, I'm not an idiot! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) The one saying idiot is the idiot! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) What, how annoying! You idiot! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; three people boarded at the start At Hakugyokurou, one left and half a person boarded At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total? The answer is, the answer is, zero people, zero people That's because, that's because, There are no buses in Gensokyo! There's not any climax, point, or meaning. Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good With energy, everything is 1, 2, ⑨! The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round Because there are only two round eyeballs, There are three needles, it's as clear as mud Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues In the frozen-aired room, without considering the temperature or time Take it easy! * (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) 　　I told you I'm not an idiot, didn't I? (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) Give it a rest or I'll freeze you! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) Then you can shatter into little pieces! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) ※ (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) 　　IDIOT IDIOT! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) IDIOT IDIOT! (IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT) Fine, call me an idiot! I don't care anymore! (IDIOT IDIOT! IDIOT IDIOT!)

Song Connections / Remixes

• チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 is a remix of おてんば恋娘, stage 2 boss theme of the Touhou Project game 東方紅魔郷 ～ the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.
• A different cut of チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 is used in the DanceDanceRevolution series.
• An EDM remix of チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 by uno(IOSYS), titled チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 (EDM REMIX), can be found on the IOSYS TOHO MEGAMIX -GENSOKYO HOUSE EDITION- album.
  • A game-size version of チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 (EDM REMIX) appears in DanceDanceRevolution (2014).
• A remixed cover of チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 by ビートまりお（COOL&CREATE）, titled チルノとまりおのパーフェクトさんすう教室, can be found on the 東方Project×SOUND VOLTEX 超激レアCD.
  • It later appeared as a playable song in SOUND VOLTEX III GRAVITY WARS.
• Another remix of チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 by Ryu☆, titled チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 - Ryu☆ remix -, appears on ARM's ファンタジックぴこれーしょん! album.
• An updated version of チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 featuring additional vocals by members of various Touhou Project arrangement circles, titled チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 ⑨周年バージョン, can be found in SOUND VOLTEX IV HEAVENLY HAVEN.

Trivia

チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室's pop'n music éclale website banner.

• チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 was added to SOUND VOLTEX BOOTH on September 14th, 2012.
• チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室's lyrics reference an inside joke within the Touhou community where Cirno (in which the character's theme is in question) is labeled as a "baka" (バカ, Japanese for "idiot"). They also reference her labeling in the manual for another Touhou game, 東方花映塚　～ Phantasmagoria of Flower View, where she is labeled number ⑨.
  • チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室's DanceDanceRevolution charts all have notecounts ending in the number 9.
• チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室's title translates out to (and is often referred to in English as) "Cirno's Perfect Math Class".
• チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 received an INFINITE chart in SOUND VOLTEX II -infinite infection- on July 18th, 2014. It can be unlocked via INFINITE BLASTER.
• In BeatStream, DanceDanceRevolution, pop'n music, and REFLEC BEAT, チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室's artist is shown as ARM+夕野ヨシミ feat.miko.
• チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 received a NIGHTMARE chart in BeatStream on May 7th, 2015, unlockable via BEAST HACKER.
• HIGH TENSION was added to チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室's charts in BeatStream アニムトライヴ.
• チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 was added to jubeat prop on September 1st, 2015.
• チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 was added to pop'n music éclale on January 28th, 2016.
  • Despite being a licensed song, チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 was not included on the TV・J-ポップ category until June 28th, 2016.
  • In pop'n music, instead of displaying its character's portrait, チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 displays its jacket on the songwheel.
    • An old style pop'n music rendition of Cirno is drawn on the banner (taken from 霧雨魔理沙's FEVER WIN animation), but she is not playable.
  • In pop'n music, チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 is not keysounded.
• チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室's NORMAL chart was re-rated in pop'n music éclale on March 22nd, 2016.
• チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 received a new set of charts in REFLEC BEAT 悠久のリフレシア.
• チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室's EASY chart was re-rated in pop'n music うさぎと猫と少年の夢 on March 29th, 2017.
• チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 was added to DanceDanceRevolution A on September 28th, 2017.
  • It features its music video, eliminating any on-screen dancers.
  • チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 is not available on the North American version of DanceDanceRevolution A due to licensing issues.

Music Comment

None.

Song Production Information

None.

Video Production Information

None.

Character Information

None.

Difficulty & Notecounts

BeatStream difficulty rated from 1 to 10, and from 1 to Kami (神) in アニムトライヴ.
DanceDanceRevolution difficulty rated from 1 to 20 from X onwards.
jubeat difficulty rated from 1 to 10.
pop'n music difficulty rated from 1 to 50 from Sunny Park onwards.
REFLEC BEAT difficulty rated from 1 to 13 in VOLZZA/VOLZZA 2, and 1 to 15 from 悠久のリフレシア onwards.
SOUND VOLTEX BOOTH to III GRAVITY WARS difficulty rated from 1 to 16, and 1 to 20 from IV HEAVENLY HAVEN onwards. (Ratings and notecounts obtained from SOUND VOLTEX @ wiki, Pop'n Music Fever and BEMANIWiki 2nd.)

BeatStream

Game	Level
	Light	Medium	Beast	Nightmare
Notecounts	80	270	481	584
BeatStream	2	6	8	9
BeatStream2 location test	-	-	※8	-
BeatStream アニムトライヴ	2	↑7	↑9-	↑9+

※ Denotes chart was different from final release (total notes: unknown).

DanceDanceRevolution

Game	Single					Double
	Beginner	Basic	Difficult	Expert	Challenge	Basic	Difficult	Expert	Challenge
Notecounts / Freeze Arrows / Shock Arrows	109 / 35	209 / 29	309 / 60	409 / 30	- / - / -	209 / 29	309 / 60	409 / 30	- / - / -
DanceDanceRevolution A→Present	3	6	10	13	-	6	10	13	-

jubeat

Game	Level
	Basic	Advanced	Extreme
Notecounts	312	550	837
jubeat prop→Present	3	6	9
jubeat plus	3	6	9
jubeat plus (Android)	3	6	9

pop'n music

Game	Normal Mode				Battle Mode
	EASY	NORMAL	HYPER	EX	NORMAL	HYPER
Notecounts	169	532	922	1263	294	537
pop'n music éclale (original ratings)	7	28	40	46	17	26
pop'n music éclale	7	↑30	40	46	17	26
pop'n music うさぎと猫と少年の夢→Present	↓6	30	40	46	17	26

REFLEC BEAT

Old Charts

Game	Level
	Basic	Medium	Hard	Special
Notecounts	98	250	484	-
REFLEC BEAT VOLZZA→VOLZZA 2	2	6	9	-
REFLEC BEAT plus	2	6	9	-

New Charts

Game	Level
	Basic	Medium	Hard	White Hard
Notecounts	187	398	621	739
REFLEC BEAT 悠久のリフレシア→Present	4	8	10	11

SOUND VOLTEX

Game	Level
	NOVICE	ADVANCED	EXHAUST	MAXIMUM	INFINITE
Max Chain	493	933	1197	-	1707
Effected By	月刊ミズタニ	ごましおくん	月刊ミズタニ×ごましおくん	-	1+1+1は3じゃないぞ。オレたちは1+1+1でメガ松茶だ。⑨倍だぞ⑨倍
Jacket Artists	樹人	樹人	樹人	-	樹人
SOUND VOLTEX BOOTH	5	10	13	-	-
SOUND VOLTEX II	5	10	13	-	15
SOUND VOLTEX III	5	10	13	-	↓14
SOUND VOLTEX IV→Present	5	10	13	-	↑16
SOUND VOLTEX III e-AMUSEMENT CLOUD	5	10	13	-	16