10acious D

Oh, hi. I've been expecting you.

In case you can't already tell, my name is christinaaguilerafan56. As you probably guessed, that is not my real name. My real name is Jared Louis Ganbarg, which doesn't sound as good as christinaaguilerafan56. In case you can't tell by my screen name, I have a crush on Christina Aguilera.

When and if you've reached the bottom of this page, you will learn lots of useless shit about me that you'll probably forget once you click away. So, without further ado, let's get down to business.

Profile

• Name: Jared Louis Ganbarg
• Gender: Male
• Birthday: January 5, 1998 A.D.
• Age: 17
  • God, I feel old!
• Nationality: Proud American
• Height: 5'10" (177.8 cm, for all you non-Americans.)
• Weight: 312 lbs. (141.521 kg, for all you non-Americans.)
  • Yes, I know that I weigh too much for a 17-year-old. But to me, a person's weight is just a number that no one gives a fuck about.
• Favorite color: Rainbow
  • No, I'm not homosexual.
• Place of residence: Arlington Heights, Illiois (a suburb of Chicago.)
• Hair color: Brunette
• Eye color: Brown
• Shoe size: 12
  • For all you non-Americans, that would be...
    • Size 11 for British people.
    • Size 46 for people from the rest of Europe.
    • Size 29.5 for Japanese people.
• Favorite Bemani game: DDR
• Blood type: O negative

My top 10 favorite DDR charts

Listed in order from 10 to 1.

• La libertad (Expert)
• Mi Alma (Expert)
• Holic (Expert)
• Gamelan de Couple (Expert)
  • I know that most people find this chart to be wonky in some places, but I don't see what's wrong with it.
• HERO (2nd Mix cut, Expert)
• TOE JAM (Expert)
  • Seriously, just put this song in the AC versions already!
• AFRONOVA (Expert)
  • I have about half of this chart memorized.
• Istanbul Not Constantinople (Expert)
• R3 (Expert)
• KICK THE CAN (Expert)

Honorable Mentions

• Take Me (Expert)
  • I'm fully aware that most people despise this chart. However, I think that it perfectly goes with the music.
• Curry Up (Expert)
• Until the End (Expert)
• GYRUSS (FULL TILT) (Expert)
• SO FABULOUS, SO FIERCE (FREAK OUT) (Expert)
  • What they did with the stops is AMAZING!
• Love Is Dreaminess (Expert)
• THE WHISTLE SONG (Blow My Whistle Bitch) (Expert)
• TELEPHONE OPERATOR (Club MIX) (Expert)
  • See my opinion of SO FABULOUS, SO FIERCE (FREAK OUT).
• Concertino in Blue (Expert)
  • As I said with TOE JAM, put this song in the AC versions already!
• freshmagicgroove (Oni)
  • See above.

My top 10 least favotite DDR charts

Once again, listed in order from 10 to 1.

• TRIP MACHINE (Expert)
  • This song was one of the first boss songs in DDR. But it's chart is so easy, I wouldn't have considered it a boss song back then!
• KAKUMEI (Oni)
  • An Oni chart is suppoed to be harder than the Expert chart. But this chart is significantly easier than the Expert chart.
• Valkyrie dimension (Oni)
  • Dafuq is with that 480 BPM speedup? And that last jump, too.
• AFRONOVA (Difficult)
  • It's too similar to the Basic chart.
• Arrabbiata (Double Expert)
  • As I stated with Valkyrie dimension, what the hell is with the last jump?
• LOVE THIS FEELIN' (Expert)
  • It's too similar to the Basic AND Difficult charts.
• WITCH DOCTOR (GIANT TOONS VERSION) (Double Expert)
  • This chart is absolutely NOTHING like its Single counterpart. And it doesn't even follow the music!
• TRIP MACHINE ~luv mix~ (Difficult)
  • It's too similar to the Expert chart.
• Trim (Expert)
  • Was that 340 BPM speedup even necessary?
• MONEY (Basic)
  • I know that this song is only found on the beta version of 1st Mix. But we still know what it's charts look like. And boy, do they suck! However, the Basic chart takes the cake for the worst chart of all time because it's too hard for me to consider it the Basic level. And it's a 5 when it should be a 7.

Dishonorable Mentions

• Return of the Toe Jam (Oni)
  • The ending to this chart is so dumb! There are arrows that go to notes that are barely audible! And this is the only chart of this song that includes these notes that are barely audible!
• Last Message (Oni)
  • As we all know, this chart is unfinished. And the ending is all left arrows!
• HIGHER (next morning mix) (Expert)
  • Just like Last Message Oni, this chart is only accessible via a glitch. But this chart 1-ups the ending to the aforementioned chart because all 283 notes in the chart are left arrows.
• 1, 2 Step (Beginner)
  • This chart has the least amount of notes of any DDR chart, with 19 arrows. And just any arrows...19 right arrows. And if you have hand markers turned on, all 19 notes are hand markers.
• MY SUMMER LOVE (TOMMY'S SMILE MIX) (Expert)
  • Similar to Last Message Oni & HIGHER (next morning mix) Expert, this is a glitch chart. Unlike the 2 aforementioned charts, this glitch is in AC DDR X. And if I remember correctly, it's an exact copy of the existing Oni chart.
• FLASHDANCE (WHAT A FEELING) (Double Expert)
  • This chart is nothing like its Single counterpart. Also, this song has a Oni chart on Double only. If you're gonna make an Oni chart on Double, you should also make one for Single. It'd feel more complete that way.
• XANADU (Oni)
  • The only part of this chart that goes long with the music is the last 2 notes.
• SUNKiSS DROP (Expert)
  • Too repetitive.
• ska a go go (Difficult)
  • The Expert chart for this song only has one 16th trill at the end. But the Difficult chart has 2! And it's only an 8!
• SAKURA (Oni)
  • See my opinion of KAKUMEI.

TO BE CONTINUED...