Bakunana testroyer
爆なな☆てすとロイヤー
Song Information
Artist: ARM feat.ななひら
Composition/Arrangement: ARM (IOSYS)
Lyrics: Komso (COOL&CREATE)
Vocals: nanahira (Confetto)
BPM: 200
Length: 1:59
pop'n music Character: BisCo [LT]
Movie: UNE(INVICTA)
Jacket design: 大神アキラ(INVICTA)
First Music Game Appearance: BeatStream
Other Music Game Appearances:
- DanceDanceRevolution (2014)
- jubeat plus / jubeat plus (Android) Qubell pack 6
- jubeat Qubell
- pop'n music うさぎと猫と少年の夢
- REFLEC BEAT groovin'!! Upper
- SOUND VOLTEX III GRAVITY WARS
Lyrics
Japanese
番組の途中ですが、期末試験の開始まで１２時間を切りました。 「うん、知ってた。⋯⋯って、認めたくない！！ 認めたくないでござるよぉぉぉ！！＼(^o^)／ｵﾜﾀ」 １２３テストォォォ ４５６テストォォォ ７７ななひー ホァー！まずは算数の勉強だァ！ あーむくんが一つ３０円のりんごをななひらさんに一つ４０円で売りました ってこれ詐欺じゃねーかッッッ！！！ はしたカネ 集めて逃げろ 最上川 よし次は地理いくぞォ！富士山の高さ言えるかな？ハイッ！ さんぜんななひゃくななじゅうななおく さんぜんななひゃくななじゅうななまん さんぜんななひゃくななじゅうななひら ななｈ⋯⋯ あぐっ ななひらは したをかんで しんでしまった！ さよなら ﾈ申｢ﾈ申でーす｣ ｲ厶｢ｲ厶でーす｣ ﾈ申｢女の子が死んでいるね｣ ｲ厶｢いらないからあげる｣ ﾈ申｢俺もいらない｣ ｲ厶｢元の場所にかえしとこう｣ ﾈ申｢そうしよう｣ ｢あーもー､神も仏もあったもんじゃないわ！｣ 残酷な夜明け 無慈悲な太陽 容赦の無い 試験開始宣告 解き放てさあ 人類の叡智 皇帝たち 今こそ集え 「皇帝アイスクリーム」 オクタヴィアヌス ユスティニアヌス ハドリアヌス あたまいたい おなかいたい おうち帰りたい よゆうがない お胸もない 余計なお世話よ このバカ！ せかいは今 ふかい闇に おおわれた おーまいがー(泣) 明日から本気だそう だけれど今日は 嗚呼 悲しくて 悲しくて ななひらの 爆なな☆てすとロォォォォォイ １２３テストォォォ ４５６テストォォォ ７７ななひー 合掌
Romaji
bangumi no tochuu desu ga, kimatsu shiken no kaishi made 12 jikan wo kirimashita. "un, shitteta. ......tte, mitometakunai!! mitometakunai degozaru yooo!!＼(^o^)／owata" 123 TEST 456 TEST 77 nanahi hoaa! mazu wa sansuu no benkyou daa! ARM-kun ga hitotsu 30 en no ringo wo nanahira-san ni hitotsu 40 en de urimashita tte kore sagi janee ka!!! hashita KANE atsumete nigero mogami-gawa yoshi tsugi wa chiri iku zoo! Fuji-san no takasa ieru kana? hai! sanzen nanahyaku nanajuu nanaoku sanzen nanahyaku nanajuu nanaman sanzen nanahyaku nanajuu nanahira nanah...... agu nanahira wa shita wo kande shinde shimatta! sayonara kami "kami desu" hotoke "hotoke desu" kami "onnanoko ga shindeiru ne" hotoke "iranai kara ageru" kami "ore mo iranai" hotoke "moto no basho ni kaeshitokou" kami "sou shiyou" "aa mou, kami mo hotoke mo atta mon janai wa!" zankoku na yoake mujihi na taiyou yousha no nai shiken kaishi senkoku tokihanate saa jinrui no eichi koutei-tachi ima koso tsudoe "koutei ICE CREAM" OCTAVIANUS JUSTIANUS HADRIANUS atama itai onaka itai ouchi kaeritai yoyuu ga nai omune mo nai yokeina osewa yo kono baka! sekai wa ima fukai yami ni oowareta oh my god (sob) ashita kara honki dasou dakeredo kyou wa aa kanashikute kanashikute nanahira no bakunana☆testroooooy 123 TEST 456 TEST 77 nanahi gasshou |
English
(We interrupt this program
to remind you that your finals
begin in 12 hours)
"Yeah, I knew that.
...wait, don't remind me!
DON'T REMIND ME!!"
＼(^o^)／
I'm done for...
1, 2, 3, TEST
4, 5, 6, TEST
7, 7, Nanahi
Hooo! Let's start off with some math problems! (Hey!)
Q:
ARM sells some 30 yen apples
to Nanahira for 40 yen.
Wait, he's ripping me off!
That wretched salesman
Ran off with all my spare change
Such is life for me
- Nanahira
Alright, let's do some geography next! (Hey!)
Q: Can you recall the height
of Mt. Fuji?
Yeah!
Three hundred seventy seven billion (377,737,773,777)
seven hundred thirty seven million
seven hundred seventy three thousand seven hundred and nanah--
Nanahira died from stuttering!
(Bye bye...)
God: God here.
Buddha: Buddha here.
God: Looks like this girl's a goner.
Buddha: I don't want her, you have her.
God: I don't want her, either!
Buddha: Let's just throw her back to Earth.
God: Yeah, let's.
Oh, fine!
I didn't ask for you guys anyway!
Such a merciless morning and a heartless sun
That test announcement knows no forgiveness! (Yeah! Yeah! Ye-yeah! Yeah!)
Set me free, human wisdom!
Oh, emperors, now's the time to gather 'round!
Emperor ice cream!
Octavianus
Justianus
Hadrianus!
My head hurts, my stomach hurts
and I just wanna go home!
I have no time, and I have no boobs
Okay, that was just uncalled for, you jerks!
The world is covered in
complete darkness, oh my god! (sob)
I'll give it my all tomorrow,
but today...
With great sadness (yeah!)
And more sadness (yeah!)
I, Nanahira (yeah!)
will destroy these tests with a bang!
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Song Connections / Remixes
- An extended version of 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー appears on nanahira's first best-of album, Confetti-Box.
- The lyric "皇帝アイスクリーム" (koutei ice cream) in 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー may refer to Second Heaven's "Somebody scream!" sample, which is an inside joke of the Japanese BEMANI community.
Trivia
- 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー was added to BeatStream on March 19th, 2015.
- 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー marks ARM's first original composition in the BeatStream series.
- It also marks Nanahira's first and only original song in the BeatStream series.
- Not counting the alternate cut of 突撃！ガラスのニーソ姫！'s video, 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー is the first KONAMI original ARM song in BEMANI with its own unique video.
- 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー received a NIGHTMARE chart in BeatStream on March 26th, 2015, unlockable via BEAST HACKER.
- 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー is one of the unlocks of the Kaitou BisCo no yokokujou!! (怪盗BisCoの予告状!!) event. It could be unlocked from June 17th to December 21st, 2015.
- In DanceDanceRevolution (2014), it is one of the panel unlocks of the DanceDanceRevolution Museum.
- The crossover of 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー to DanceDanceRevolution marks Nanahira's first appearance in that series.
- From January 7th, 2016, 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー can be unlocked in DanceDanceRevolution (2014) via EXTRA ATTACK.
- In DanceDanceRevolution A, 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー can be unlocked via EXTRA SAVIOR.
- In REFLEC BEAT groovin'!! Upper, it is one of the panel unlocks of the REFLEC BEAT groovin'!! Upper Museum.
- In REFLEC BEAT VOLZZA 2, 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー could be purchased in the Garage for 20 VOLZZA KEYs.
- In DanceDanceRevolution (2014), it is one of the panel unlocks of the DanceDanceRevolution Museum.
- 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー's video is used in DanceDanceRevolution, which is full-screen and eliminates any on-screen dancers.
- In REFLEC BEAT, 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー uses its BeatStream LIGHT, MEDIUM, and BEAST jackets for its BASIC, MEDIUM, and HARD jackets, respectively.
- 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー's BeatStream BEAST jacket is used as the DanceDanceRevolution and jubeat series' jacket.
- Also in SOUND VOLTEX, 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー uses its BeatStream LIGHT, MEDIUM, and BEAST jackets for its NOVICE, ADVANCED, and EXHAUST jackets, respectively.
- HIGH TENSION was added to 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー's charts in BeatStream アニムトライヴ.
- 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー's BEAST chart was re-rated in BeatStream アニムトライヴ on January 13th, 2016.
- 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー is a song part of the POLICY BREAK event. For more information on the dates it can be unlocked in the SOUND VOLTEX series, please see the event page.
- Since January 18th, 2018, it can be purchased in SOUND VOLTEX IV HEAVENLY HAVEN with BLOCKs instead.
- 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー is automatically unlocked in jubeat Qubell from February 23rd, 2017 by having played BeatStream アニムトライヴ before February 13th, 2017, as part of Phase 1 of the BeatStream no ano kyokutachi ga jubeat demo asobechau! (BeatStreamのあの曲達がjubeatでも遊べちゃう！) event.
- In jubeat clan, it can be unlocked in the jubeat SHOP.
- In jubeat festo, it can be purchased at the emo MART.
- After being removed from the initial release of REFLEC BEAT 悠久のリフレシア, 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー was revived on August 31st, 2017.
- 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー and 惑星☆ロリポップ were the last BeatStream songs to have their music videos uploaded to the konami573ch YouTube channel, which they were on August 31st, 2017. (Though 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー's video had also been on the official IOSYS YouTube channel for over two years prior.)
- 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー is the second BeatStream STAGE unlock of the NAVIfes (ナビフェス) unlocking system. It can be unlocked in pop'n music うさぎと猫と少年の夢 from December 25th, 2017.
- As of November 12th, 2018 in pop'n music peace, it is available by default.
- In pop'n music, instead of displaying its character's portrait, 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー displays its BeatStream BEAST jacket on the songwheel.
Music Comment
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Song Production Information
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Video Production Information
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Character Information
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Difficulty & Notecounts
BeatStream difficulty rated from 1 to 10, and from 1 to Kami (神) in アニムトライヴ.
DanceDanceRevolution difficulty rated from 1 to 20 from X onwards.
jubeat to clan difficulty rated from 1 to 10, and 1 to 10.9 from festo onwards.
pop'n music difficulty rated from 1 to 50 from Sunny Park onwards.
REFLEC BEAT to groovin'!! Upper difficulty rated from 1 to 10+, 1 to 13 in VOLZZA/VOLZZA 2, and 1 to 15 in 悠久のリフレシア.
SOUND VOLTEX BOOTH to III GRAVITY WARS difficulty rated from 1 to 16, and 1 to 20 from IV HEAVENLY HAVEN onwards. (Ratings and notecounts obtained from BEMANIWiki 2nd and Pop'n Music Fever.)
BeatStream
| Game | Level | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Light | Medium | Beast | Nightmare | |
| Notecounts | 147 | 375 | 645 | 702 |
| BeatStream | 3 | 7 | 10 | 10 |
| BeatStream アニムトライヴ | 3 | ↑8 | ↓10- | 10 |
DanceDanceRevolution
| Game | Single | Double | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beginner | Basic | Difficult | Expert | Challenge | Basic | Difficult | Expert | Challenge | |
| Notecounts / Freeze Arrows / Shock Arrows | 151 / 2 | 276 / 12 | 391 / 11 | 520 / 11 | - / - / - | 248 / 10 | 360 / 10 | 450 / 10 | - / - / - |
| DanceDanceRevolution (2014)→Present | 4 | 7 | 11 | 13 | - | 7 | 10 | 12 | - |
jubeat
| Game | Level | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Basic | Advanced | Extreme | |
| Notecounts / Holds | 322 / 14 | 657 / 25 | 736 / 4 |
| jubeat Qubell→clan | 5 | 9 | 10 |
| jubeat festo→Present | 5 | 9.1 | 10.0 |
| jubeat plus | 5 | 9 | 10 |
| jubeat plus (Android) | 5 | 9 | 10 |
pop'n music
| Game | Normal Mode | Battle Mode | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| EASY | NORMAL | HYPER | EX | NORMAL | HYPER | |
| Notecounts / Long pop-kun | 203 / 17 | 532 / 25 | 748 / 19 | 1089 / 25 | 485 | - |
| pop'n music うさぎと猫と少年の夢→Present | 10 | 28 | 38 | 46 | 25 | - |
REFLEC BEAT
Old Charts
| Game | Level | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Basic | Medium | Hard | Special | |
| Notecounts | 179 | 334 | 556 | - |
| REFLEC BEAT groovin'!! Upper→VOLZZA 2 | 4 | 7 | 10 | - |
New Charts
| Game | Level | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Basic | Medium | Hard | White Hard | |
| Notecounts | 227 | 439 | 697 | - |
| REFLEC BEAT 悠久のリフレシア | 6 | 9 | 12 | - |
SOUND VOLTEX
| Game | Level | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NOVICE | ADVANCED | EXHAUST | MAXIMUM | EXCEED | |
| Max Chain | 648 | 1209 | 1864 | - | - |
| Effected By | 月刊ミズタニ | 月刊ミズタニ | 月刊ミズタニ | - | - |
| Jacket Artists | 大神アキラ (INVICTA) | 大神アキラ (INVICTA) | 大神アキラ (INVICTA) | - | - |
| SOUND VOLTEX III | 5 | 11 | 14 | - | - |
| SOUND VOLTEX IV→Present | 5 | 11 | ↑16 | - | - |
| SOUND VOLTEX III コナステ | 5 | 11 | 16 | - | - |
External Links
| 怪盗BisCoの予告状!! | |
|---|---|
| beatmania IIDX Unlocks | パ→ピ→プ→Yeah! - EBONY & IVORY - それは花火のような恋 |
| BeatStream Unlocks | Element of SPADA - ジュピターガンズノベル - Ha・lle・lu・jah - FLOWER - ヤマトなでなで♡かぐや姫 魔法のたまご ～心菜 ELECTRO POP edition～ - さよならトリップ ～夏陽 EDM edition～ - 蛇神 - 海神 怪盗BisCoの予告状！！ |
| DanceDanceRevolution Unlocks | ビビットストリーム - 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー - 突撃!ガラスのニーソ姫! - ドーパミン |
| GuitarFreaks & DrumMania Unlocks | 水面静かに大地の烈日わたらせて -Remaster- - 炎のDiargos - Sand Blow - 狂鬼村正 |
| jubeat Unlocks | ビビットストリーム - パ→ピ→プ→Yeah! - EBONY & IVORY - ミライプリズム(collaboration ver.) |
| pop'n music Unlocks | EBONY & IVORY - 打打打打打打打打打打 - DIAVOLO - ミライプリズム(collaboration ver.) |
| REFLEC BEAT Unlocks | パ→ピ→プ→Yeah! - 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー - 童話回廊 - 音楽 - ミライプリズム(collaboration ver.) |
| SOUND VOLTEX Unlocks | EBONY & IVORY - パ→ピ→プ→Yeah! |
| ナビフェス | |
|---|---|
| RED STAGE | リンゴロジック(green apple rmx) - 乞い祈みの撫子 - 人妖絵巻其の三「鴉天狗」～ 鞍馬のHAYATE ～ |
| ひなビタ♪ STAGE | けもののおうじゃ★めうめう - ミラクル・スイート・スイーツ・マジック！！ - ナイト・オブ・ロンド - Drizzly Venom 銃弾は解を撃ち抜いて |
| ここなつ STAGE | キリステゴメン - シノビシノノメ |
| DEEP BLUE STAGE | Dance to Blue (Respect Style) - Mychronicle - Monkshood |
| LIGHTING STAGE | リモーネ・ディ・マッキーナ - Pacify - forever under construction |
| ときめきアイドル STAGE | 恋のパズルマジック - Strawberry Chu♡Chu♡ |
| BeatStream STAGE | キミとワタシのオンガク - 爆なな☆てすとロイヤー - Sky High |
| NATURE STAGE | ルミナスデイズ - the Chameleon - The last of world music |
| CRYSTAL STAGE | Welcome!! - LOTUS |
| SILVER STAGE | ギンギンパーレー!! - STERLING SILVER - K∀MUY |
| GOLD STAGE | ゴールデンハート ft. Kimberley Nutbey - GOLDEN CROSS - BILLION MONEY BAZOOKA |
| ときめきアイドル STAGE 追加公演 | Twin memories W - 恋時雨 |
| BeatStream STAGE 追加公演 | CARNIVOROUS - Phlox |
| GIRL'S STAGE | 花のやくそく - おいかけっこワールド - badass girl |
| ノスタルジア STAGE | 羊皮紙の上の銀河 - nostos - La fame di Adria |
| RAINBOW STAGE | 辿る君を超えて - o†o - No NAME Colors |